Born to a clan of nomadic Sicilian gypsies in the
Far West
, he had 8 homes and 4 assumed identities by the age of 10. He would eventually have 9 lives in total. During the first Bush
administration he travelled the country and eventually won the award for The Saddest Man In The World at an open mic night
in war-torn Bosnia . He then returned
to the West Coast where he perfected the art of invisibility as Bushman at Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco. To this day he doubts himself and others.